This is not funny. No, really - it's just not. I'm not sure any more whether the computer screen in front of me is all fuzzy because my eyes are messed up from staring at it for too long, or whether it's just a dodgy monitor. Probably more of the latter I guess, judging from the general state of the computers in this place. Yes - I'm in the computer room in the Student 'Computer' Centre again. And what am I doing here, you might ask? Well I'm not really sure, that's the problem. That and the fact that the thing I'm not sure about is due in at midday today.

Did I mention I hate bar codes?