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Danny, Matt and Ali

Danny, Matt and Ali

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23 comments received:

Danny:
Date: 9 Aug 2001 9:10 PM
Ah, how lovely! We all look v. happy - could it have been the news of Matt's latest pregnancy? It's a boy.....! What should we name it? Answers on a postcard!

Andy:
Date: 9 Aug 2001 9:10 PM
So Matt. Who's the father?

matt:
Date: 9 Aug 2001 11:32 PM
Expect the baiting on the website to get still more vicious, Danny... :)

matt:
Date: 9 Aug 2001 11:48 PM
Actually, that would be petty. I'm just going to go and kill myself now, I think. See you later.

Daniel:
Date: 12 Aug 2001 2:56 AM
See here Matt doing his Sonic the hedgehog impression

Seldo:
Date: 3 Sep 2001 9:55 PM
[falls over laughing at Matt being pregnant] I reckon Danny's the dad -- look how proud he looks! Becky probably donated the egg. Or maybe Andy stole it in that dodgy photo.

matt:
Date: 4 Sep 2001 9:42 AM
(Euch! Brush brush) I'm /not/ having Danny as the father of my child. Instead, I pick...Basil Wrathbone. (Don't ask. Hideous in-joke ahoy!)

Andy:
Date: 5 Sep 2001 11:33 PM
What dodgy photo? I don't remember having stolen an egg. I don't like eggs...

Danny:
Date: 17 Sep 2001 1:57 PM
I like eggs..........

Seldo:
Date: 19 Sep 2001 7:29 PM
WOMEN: BE WARNED! Danny Beusch is coming to steal your ovaries! He's done it before!

matt:
Date: 20 Sep 2001 11:56 AM
Yes, in the infamous Ovary Kidnapping Incident of 1983. "Danny Beusch - Ovary Boy!" I can see it now.

Seldo:
Date: 20 Sep 2001 12:02 PM
Don't you go joking about this, your an accomplice in this heinous crime! BTW, when's the baby due?

matt:
Date: 20 Sep 2001 2:32 PM
Oh, /please/ - that's so passe now. Really, like, get with the program!

Danny:
Date: 26 Sep 2001 2:36 PM
Oh yeah! I completely forgot about the ovary stealing fetish I went through when I was one year old........thanks for reminding me!

Danny:
Date: 26 Sep 2001 2:37 PM
On a completely unrelated note, I have a wide selection of genuine, high quality ovaries for sale.....if anyone's interested.

Tony:
Date: 29 Sep 2001 5:50 PM
Now u mention it...
(PS: hi guys! now i finally have internet access i can read all your comments! hmmm.... not convinced that is actually a good thing... oh well, will continue regardless....)

matt:
Date: 1 Oct 2001 10:54 AM
Yep, it's a whole new world of pain out here. Incidentally, do you "do" other organs, Danny? I might need a new central cortex...

Kim:
Date: 2 Oct 2001 7:19 PM
i think the baby's on it's way...matt has his legs crossed...

matt:
Date: 2 Oct 2001 7:20 PM
Actually, it's because I was completely unable to escape Danny's enormous Mr Tickle-style arms and had not visited the "bathroom" since 1932.

Matt2:
Date: 3 Oct 2001 2:41 PM
Having fallen in this website by accident I am now very worried about some of the people going around the world and will now make sure I lock my room at all times.
By the way where is Danny's left arm (I only ask as Matt's eyes appear to be bulging slightly and he has a big smile on his face).

P.S. Matt if you hadn't been to the toilet since 1932 that would mean you were over 69 years old - that's older than me!!!

matt:
Date: 4 Oct 2001 10:03 AM
Hmm. This is sinister. Although I may agree with the comments the aforementioned "matt2" makes, I'd like to point out that, in actual fact, I copyrighted the name "matt" in 1984 and therefore I want it back.

Signed,

matt (tm)

(PS: Actually, I don't have an evil clone, there just happens to be someone else in the world with the same name as me. Curses. Well, I bet /they/ don't share my love of Victoriana. (Probably with good reason - Ed).)

theonetruematt:
Date: 4 Oct 2001 3:27 PM
As I am your elder "Matt" I believe I have the claim to being the One True Matt and therefore demand that you return my name before I begin legal proceedings.

Seldo:
Date: 19 Apr 2003 6:31 AM
The Best of Wabson, #1:
Reasons this photo deserves to be brought back to the comments board:
1. Matt is pregnant
2. Classic Matt vs. Matt bitchfight
3. Tony's first post!

Further nominations gratefully accepted; 3 good reasons required.


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