Distracted by the camera flash, Monster sticks the vibrator up his nose.



(What kind of a name is "monster" anyway? Who is this guy?)

Apparantly you're supposed to test them by shoving them up against the end of your nose. Clare showed me how to do it last night. It made my nose feel quite funny.

Monster is milly's housemate - he's a tall, broad american football player, with a shaved head and a smell all his own. we call him monster in anaffectionate way

He actually likes being called Monster, and his room is like a smell micro habitat. Scary!