Think Seldo's torn shirt is from where a small kitten almost mauled him to death? Well, you'd be wrong!
The man you see before you was on the brink of completing a painstaking 33-move Extreme Yo-Yo combo, when sadly the 32nd move (a triple alleyoop, 180 grind, double pike, with backflip) ended in a fabric-ensnarled tshirt-tearing disaster...
When will he learn?

Actually, it's just a black top with red marks on it, but it does *look* a lot like I'm wearing a ripped black top in this photo, I have to say.

If your flesh was red, yeah.