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James, Me and Sheridan
Photo 14 of 17 for Rainbows (Week 9)
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Seldo:
Date: 19 Jan 2002 4:44 PM
This was clearly the Night of Shoulder Molestation. Whatever James is doing to Will's shoulder, it obviously hurts a lot.
E. Dan:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 4:21 PM
OMG! How did i miss this picture before? Its genius!! James trys out his new Vulcan Death-Grip, but only suceeds in turing Will briefly into a Ferengi. Only without the ears, obv.
<non facetious round-of-applause for all involved>
Speaking of shoulders i notice it also features that of Silent Mike(?), just for more random value.
Viva el Azar! (apparantly)
<non facetious round-of-applause for all involved>
Speaking of shoulders i notice it also features that of Silent Mike(?), just for more random value.
Viva el Azar! (apparantly)
matt:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 4:24 PM
You can recognise Silent Mike merely from his right shoulder? Truly, you are something to be feared.
As for the Star Trek theme-y: there was a lot of alien nonsense going on that evening, wasn't there? (Yes. See the photo of Danny for more evidence, natch).
matt ;)x
As for the Star Trek theme-y: there was a lot of alien nonsense going on that evening, wasn't there? (Yes. See the photo of Danny for more evidence, natch).
matt ;)x
E. Dan:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 4:34 PM
Hah! Looking through these it seems many of you can recognise ppl from a small section of their foreheads! Anyway, strictly speaking it was from a small portion of his top. The blue spangly one, though I cant remember what it said. Not that that means you should fear me any less, im dead fearsome, me.
*evil rowr*
*evil rowr*
matt:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 4:40 PM
Eep, lions and tigers and bears and, er, Dan, oh my. Oh and, I love this photo. But I still think it looks like him out of Eastenders.
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
E. Dan:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 4:55 PM
Oi! Lions and Tigers aren't evil! Its just in their nature to brutally eat and/or sodomise (anybody else see that article?) anyone stupid enough to get into their cage. Bears, i cannot speak for, having never gotten to know any. They may well be as evil as me, but i doubt it. Opposable thumbs are the devils plaything.
Seldo:
Date: 27 Jan 2002 8:46 PM
I'm interested what kind of magazines you read to feature stories about animal sodomy.
<sounds of googling in the background>
To my immense surprise, www.animalsodomy.com or any close variation *does not exist*. That's the first time in a long time I've typed in a random URL and not found anything.
<sounds of googling in the background>
To my immense surprise, www.animalsodomy.com or any close variation *does not exist*. That's the first time in a long time I've typed in a random URL and not found anything.
E. Dan:
Date: 28 Jan 2002 12:55 PM
Actually it was in that rainbowwhatsit.com thingy. Got a link to it from a Matt off the pride site, so blame him! Whichever matt it may be.
James:
Date: 29 Jan 2002 3:17 PM
Speaking of shoulder molestation, haven't you been caught at it Seldo? I'm not the only one it seems ;)
Seldo:
Date: 29 Jan 2002 6:15 PM
I did not have sex with that shoulder.
James:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 10:23 AM
Well I never mentioned sex. I was just talking about inflicting pain... Seldo?
Tony:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 1:20 PM
Surely having sex with a shoulder is:
a) very hard (excuse the unintended pun)
b) possibly unfulfilling emotionally (i don't know whether this comment is true before some smart arse asks "how do you know Tony?" and that is why there is the "possibly" at the start of the sentence!)
Although feel free to correct me James and Seldo if either of you know something i don't on this subject!
;o)
Tony:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 1:29 PM
To anyone who's interested (oh well...), i have met all the cast of Eastenders on many occasions (living 5mins walk from where it is filmed) and i have to agree that he does look a bit like Robbie.
Well spotted matt!
;o)
E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 1:55 PM
muttermutter-oh-so-subtle-name-dropper-mutter
And how come shoulder sex wasn't in that talk on thursday ehy?
And how come shoulder sex wasn't in that talk on thursday ehy?
James:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:20 PM
1) Once again, I never started off the direction that this is headed. So I must bow to Seldo's apparently greater knowledge. Although Tony seems to have given it quite a bit of thought...
E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:44 PM
2) Who equates molestation with sex anyway? Or is it just being caught "at it"?
Gawd damn I really want to stop digging now...
Gawd damn I really want to stop digging now...
matt:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 6:18 PM
Blame Seldo and Kim for that bit about shoulder molestation. Quite what they get up to on rainy Sunday afternoons is best left to the imagination. (But not Tony's. That would just be disgusting.)
Tony living so close to the Eastenders set would, perhaps, explain why he models his life around that of Pat Butcher. Thankyou.
matt ;)x
Tony living so close to the Eastenders set would, perhaps, explain why he models his life around that of Pat Butcher. Thankyou.
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 11:54 PM
hic!
Tony:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 11:55 PM
(giggle)
matt:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 12:08 AM
The first instance of drunken behaviour on William's moral website? Oh good. Me like. (I can't sleep. I feel minging.)
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Seldo:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 12:24 AM
It's past midnight. I know why I'm up -- avoiding studying -- what's your excuses. Also, why is Tony drunk?
And what I make of this is that Tony has had shoulder-sex with Pat Butcher and been shoulder-molested by Robbie on several occasions. Scandal! Someone call the News of the World.
And what I make of this is that Tony has had shoulder-sex with Pat Butcher and been shoulder-molested by Robbie on several occasions. Scandal! Someone call the News of the World.
Tony:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:17 AM
You could at least get The Sun!
To minging matt: i wasnt actually */that/* drunk....
i was having a giggling fit tho!
but then whats new?
To seldo: im cant remember having shoulder sex with Pat Butcher...
but then i cant remember most of Mirage which (apparently)_ involved me stripping a girl! (that i knew!)
oh well. c'est la vie.
(PS: is that the 1st piece of French on wills website? i might as well be on a roll with firsts!)
To minging matt: i wasnt actually */that/* drunk....
i was having a giggling fit tho!
but then whats new?
To seldo: im cant remember having shoulder sex with Pat Butcher...
but then i cant remember most of Mirage which (apparently)_ involved me stripping a girl! (that i knew!)
oh well. c'est la vie.
(PS: is that the 1st piece of French on wills website? i might as well be on a roll with firsts!)
Matt:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:34 AM
Tony if you weren't */that/* drunk how drunk were you?
And how drunk is */that/* drunk anyway?
Would you actually want to remember having shoulder sex (whatever that is) with Pat Butcher?
And how drunk is */that/* drunk anyway?
Would you actually want to remember having shoulder sex (whatever that is) with Pat Butcher?
Tony:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:38 AM
but Pat Butcher is sooooo fine!
Seldo:
Date: 1 Feb 2002 5:31 PM
It's the dangly earrings that do it for me.
I prefer Jamie though, even if he is a weedy little runt.
(RUNT! I said RUNT!)
I prefer Jamie though, even if he is a weedy little runt.
(RUNT! I said RUNT!)
E. Dan:
Date: 2 Feb 2002 1:40 AM
I don't think I need to relate how disturbing these musings on Pat Butcher's shoulder are.
I'm quite disappointed little Jamie hasn't fleshed out much. How old is he anyway? 15? Shame on you!
And what are we meant to have mistaken "RUNT" for??
I'm quite disappointed little Jamie hasn't fleshed out much. How old is he anyway? 15? Shame on you!
And what are we meant to have mistaken "RUNT" for??
Seldo:
Date: 4 Feb 2002 1:27 PM
I don't know how old Jamie the character is, but the actor who plays him is our age (a few months older, I believe). And yes, I'm sad, I looked him up on the Internet. But that was two years ago -- he is beginning to look skinny and old rather than skinny and young; unhealthy.
"Runt" is a reference to Family Guy. Which everyone should watch.
"Runt" is a reference to Family Guy. Which everyone should watch.
Tony:
Date: 4 Feb 2002 2:32 PM
Don't try and tell me E. Dan that Pat Butcher doesnt do it for you!
I thought that was exactly your type!
;o)
I thought that was exactly your type!
;o)
E. Dan:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 4:03 PM
Evil Dan Possessions limited would like to assure the general public that normal operation of the Tony 3000 will be achieved as soon as we can isolate the problem. Unfortunately the leader of that department has been at home with the flu, so this may take longer than usual.
Apologies,
E. Dan
CEO
Aaaaaallow Pat Butcher.
Apologies,
E. Dan
CEO
Aaaaaallow Pat Butcher.
Matt:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 4:33 PM
Tony 3000? That sounds way to advanced for the model we've got got. I think we've got the slightly outmoded Tony 2000.
E. Dan:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 4:47 PM
Ahh, now you mention it...
No wonder we couldn't work out what was going wrong! We were looking at the wrong schematics!
We'll have this fixed in a jiffy, just getting Lucifer on the phone...
No wonder we couldn't work out what was going wrong! We were looking at the wrong schematics!
We'll have this fixed in a jiffy, just getting Lucifer on the phone...
Tony:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 5:00 PM
Matt: "got got"? i know you are senile, but forgetting you've already writtten a word?!
Dan: the sooner you get hold of Lucifer the better. However you are both wrong, i am actually the new and (possibly) improved 3000A model.
Dan: the sooner you get hold of Lucifer the better. However you are both wrong, i am actually the new and (possibly) improved 3000A model.
Matt:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 5:13 PM
I was merely giving you something to write about because I know your head durts if you think too hard.
Matt:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 5:14 PM
And as for being th Tony 3000A I think the 2000C- sounds far more likely.
Matt:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 6:17 PM
Matt: I'm glad to see you care about Tony's wellbeing, what with his B2Bitch Chip on the fritz and Lucifer stuck in traffic behind a bus full of Taliban members US Marines, but it "durts" me to see such bad spelling :-)
Seldo:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 6:19 PM
...urgh. This is what happens when you post first thing after waking up from your mid-day loss-of-consciousness.
1. I typed my name as "Matt" by accident. Existential scaryness!
2. I left out an "and" between Taliban members and US Marines. Whoops.
1. I typed my name as "Matt" by accident. Existential scaryness!
2. I left out an "and" between Taliban members and US Marines. Whoops.
Matt:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 1:30 PM
I think there are quite enough Matts wandering around this website without non-Matts confusing things further. As for my shoddy English - I apologise - I'm obviously going senile in my old age (no one can be perfect forever).
Tony:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 7:25 PM
Haven't i already said that in a comment somewhere?
(that was a statement 7 not a question!)
(that was a statement 7 not a question!)
Tony:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 7:29 PM
Sorry, the "7" was supposed to be "&".
My whole lack of coordination thing going on...
My whole lack of coordination thing going on...
Seldo:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 7:41 PM
Surely not drunk already, Tonestar? It's only 7.30! For shame.
Tony:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 7:58 PM
Sadly i'm sober.
However, i am planning to get very very drunk 2moro!
;o)
However, i am planning to get very very drunk 2moro!
;o)
E. Dan:
Date: 6 Feb 2002 8:23 PM
/me is slightly concerned that the current exec are /so/ happy to be finishing.
BTW Tony, Lucifer called when you were out, thats what the silver feather and burnt-down trees were about. Its kinda a calling card. You might want to be in next time?
BTW Tony, Lucifer called when you were out, thats what the silver feather and burnt-down trees were about. Its kinda a calling card. You might want to be in next time?
Tony:
Date: 7 Feb 2002 12:21 PM
Damn! i always miss him!
The neighbours requested their dog be returned in 1 piece last time.
He can be quite stroppy.
The neighbours requested their dog be returned in 1 piece last time.
He can be quite stroppy.
matt ;)