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Tony and Kim

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52 comments received:

matt:
Date: 23 Jan 2002 11:27 PM
- "wwwelcome to my world": Fantastic! I've just got that!

Aw, and isn't this photo endearing? Specially the plant bit.

matt ;)

Will:
Date: 23 Jan 2002 11:31 PM
That plant actually seems to be in more photos than anyone else from this evening. I guess that's got to make it /real/ special.

matt:
Date: 24 Jan 2002 8:58 AM
Help, then! Help! It's been spying on us all since Series One! We must unveil the true nature of this Communist plant! (dies)

matt ;)

Matt:
Date: 24 Jan 2002 11:48 AM
Er... Either matt's been taking something or the stress of his degree has finally got to him.

Has anyone got one of those nice white jackets with the extra long sleeves you can tie together? It sounds like matt needs one.

E. Dan:
Date: 24 Jan 2002 12:27 PM
I have, but im afraid all my more interesting garments are reserved for my own use, pending me deciding what to wear at the Glitterball.

After that, the first Matt to ask can tie the other one up to their hearts content. Providing there are no communist vegitation takeovers of course, in which case my wardrobe will be busy fighting evil; sorry Matts

matt:
Date: 24 Jan 2002 5:31 PM
Yet again, Evil Matt fails to spot the true meaning of another of my Cunning Jokes. Plant? Plant? Do you see? Oh, never mind.

And Dan; I have absolutely no idea whatsoever to be tied to Evil Matt. I already have enough excess baggage as it is.

Viva la revolucion.

matt ;)

Matt:
Date: 24 Jan 2002 11:46 PM
I reject the moniker "evil" - I am twisted and vindictive /and/ evil.

<snip>

Edited by Will - 25/02/2002. Stop bickering!!

Matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 9:20 AM
:-p

matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 11:24 AM
Hurrah, and "Ed" comment. I think you should do more of these, Will. They makes I larf.

Rah.

matt ;)

Tony:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 2:22 PM
WOW!
me & kim r obviously some of the most popular ppl on this site as this photo has attracted an incredible number of comments!
(fails to notice only 1 comment is actually about the PEOPLE in the photo!)

;o)

E. Dan:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 3:02 PM
People? All I see are a couple of commendably cunning pieces of commie clubbing camoflage used by the accursed plant.
How much are they paying you?!
/Think of the children!/
*sobs*
Oh, and Matt; If you want to be "Evil"(TM), there's a membership fee we should discuss. Be aware things could get very expensive if you also want to be "Twisted", et cetera. I know a Vindictive Bob that wants a word.

Matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 5:28 PM
Obviously Kim is one of the most popular people on this site who could fail to like perfect Kim. As for Tony... ;-)

w.r.t. "Evil"(TM) - apologies I had no idea there was a copyright. Are there any monikers that aren't TM?

E. Dan:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 5:50 PM
Hmmm, let me think... afaik nobody seems to want "Monkey Boy". I cant imagine why though, its all the rage in middle america. ;-)

You could just dub yourself "The Anti-Matt" if all else fails, though it might lead to physicists making bad jokes about positrons and everbody else calling you Aunty.
I hope thats been of some use to you.

matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 6:53 PM
Matt, I'll sell you the title "Beardboy" for a groat and a sheckel of corn. I think it'll suit you.

It makes me laugh that people might seem to have more to say about a pot plant than Tony or Kim. And we all know what Seldo's been doing with it...

matt ;)x

Matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 7:12 PM
If you don't mind I think I'll pass up on "monkey boy" and "beardboy" as I think they suit matt much better.

P.S. Maybe I'm just being innocent but what exactly has Seldo been doing with the now infamous potted plant?

Matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 7:15 PM
P.P.S. The correct spelling of "sheckel" is "shekel" - unless that was one of matt's refined forms of irony that mere mortals like myself are oblivious to.

matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 8:33 PM
Who gives a toss how you spell "shekel"?

matt

E. Dan:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 8:34 PM
Be careful what you say here ppl, i have reason to believe that the plant may well be a lurker online, as well as it's more favorite site in the corner of Bows. Suffice to say it knows where Seldo lives and is very chummy with the remnants of the KGB.
Not thats its a bad plant at all, I find its foiliage most appealing. Oh yes.
*cringes*
*runs away*

matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 8:47 PM
(Note to Dan: No, stay with the running joke! It must never die! Muahaha! Erm.)

It wouldn't surprise me to learn that Seldo had a "lurker" who "knows where he lives"...

matt ;)x

E. Dan:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 8:58 PM
(Note to matt: Which running joke? The spelling of Israeli currency? Funny names [oh, wait, im sorry: "monikers" *rolls eyes*] for Matt? The KGB? Seldo's secret shenanigans?)

Yes but who would have thought it was so green and shiney or a powerful secret agent? I bet it's a great poker player too. Who could beat that "poker leaf"?

Seldo:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 10:39 PM
Okay, lots of points I feel I need to make. Despite my cursed innumeracy (ref: hobbit photo), I shall attempt to list them:
1. Will: cheers for snipping the bitchfight! They are indeed tiresome, guys, though I admit the repeated slow escalation of comments is amusing. Can't we all just get along?
2. Criticism of spelling as a bitch-weapon is really weak, though.
3. I have no secret shenanigans (*clearly* not, since you all seem to know what they are), and if I had a stalker I'd probably invite him in at the moment, what with me sitting alone in my room while Marc is out and Kim and Moz both have visitors. Woe is me, etc., although I am getting work done for a change.
4. I'm superstitious about the number 3.

matt:
Date: 25 Jan 2002 11:33 PM
re: the bitchfighting: Mmffle mmfle mmfle etc, but I just find pickiness about spelling and choice of language irritating beyond words. But I've spoken to Will about it, so it's all okay. More snippage, please Will, and more "Ed" comments. I love Ed.

Listen to Yo La Tengo, kids. I'm off to bed.

Love,
matt ;)x

E. Dan:
Date: 26 Jan 2002 12:53 AM
All unpleasantness aside, it is a very nice picture of those two isnt it?
#Kumbayah my lord, kumbayah,
#Kumbayah my lord, kumbayah,
#Kumbayah my lord, kumbayah,
#oooh lord, kumbaya...
*chases technicolour butterflies in Z-land*

matt:
Date: 26 Jan 2002 12:13 PM
Yes, let's call a truce. I shall use my petticoat as a white flag. It is a very nice photo!!

matt ;)x

Tony:
Date: 29 Jan 2002 3:31 PM
Thanks!
;o)

Tony (not):
Date: 29 Jan 2002 6:16 PM
(aside) ...you bitch (aside)

E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 9:49 AM
Quick! Someone tell Tony he's got an evil doppleganger following him around and being an uber-bitch with his name! Oh wait, never mind, its just Seldo.
/curse those host names/

Tony:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 1:26 PM

Thanks evil doppleganger, i couldn't have typed it better myself!
(i'd need a spell checker at least before i could even attempt it!)
;o)

James:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:18 PM
Hello people! What evil doppleganger?! Blatantly unnecessary! Tony is surely the only person with a good doppleganger.

E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:31 PM
Im not sure anyomore, and it was my idea...
btw hence /mea culpa/; its doppELganger. But I didnt know it had to be opposite in humor to the original...

Confusion is rife in the land of Denmark.

James:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:39 PM
Okay, doppelganger then. But we better pray its good, or we've got two evil Tony's running around. How's Greenland this time of year?

E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:46 PM
Same as always; cold, in no way "green", and very far away.
Why do you ask?

James:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:49 PM
Well, I'm not going to Denmark. And far away sounds safe. As for digging,please, carry on

E. Dan:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 2:58 PM
1) I, nor any of my associates, ever suggested that you were going "to denmark".
2)Why is "far away" "safe" and what is it "safe" from? Particularily, why do you associate these features with "Greenland"? If this is because the grass is always greener in Greenland, be advised thats false advertising as it is infact a lot iceier than Iceland.
/me digs

Matt:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 4:29 PM
Query: Can you sue a country for false advertising? It could be very lucrative - any lawyers out there?

P.S. Glad to see a bit of latin on this website. It's nice to know there are some people on this site with a bit of class who can speak properly.

Difficile est saturam non scribere.

matt:
Date: 30 Jan 2002 6:15 PM
Hello, chums. Tony: I'm sure your braking distance is fine. I'm only saying that because I'm the only person I know who's crashed /on a lesson/. Yes.
Dan: Keep digging. You might reach Australia, where it's def. a lot less icier than either Greenland or Iceland (I mean, what?) ;)
Also, I feel rank. Thankyou.

matt ;)x

Seldo:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 12:19 AM
I think some things need to be said:
1. Denmark is not in Greenland, or vice versa. Denmark is in Europe, Greenland is a big-ass island covered in ice.
2. Tony already has an evil doppelganger; he took over sometime in term 3 last year and has been with us ever since. The real Tony is still locked in a cupboard in Jack Martin 3 (don't ask).
3. Latin is fatal. Ask the Romans.

James:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:19 AM
1)If Denmark is the land of doppelgangers, I'm certainly not going there. Unless the good Tony is locked away there, after a transfer from somewhere in JM3.
2) False advertising noted. However, I shall still go far away from any evil doppelgangers. But if Dan does keep digging, I will probably choose Australia.

Tony:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:29 AM
ooooooh....
Denmark nice.....
comfortable wallls.....
lots of padding....
funny fashion in sleve in length....
oooooh......

James:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:31 AM
So are you the good or evil Tony? Which one is it that's been to Denmark?

Tony:
Date: 31 Jan 2002 11:35 AM
thats anyones guesss really... i think our minds exchange bodies every now and then.
my body is confused as to which mind is possessing it at the moment.

kill, kill, kill, kill......

E. Dan:
Date: 1 Feb 2002 1:47 PM
Greenland is the Biggest-ass-island in the world, and it used to belong to Denmark. Primarily coz no other bastards wanted the thing. I think thats the link here, though i must admit im stabbing in the dark somewhat.

E. Dan:
Date: 1 Feb 2002 4:12 PM
Although i am beginning to doubt the wisdom of mentioning "stabbing" in the presence of Possibly-Evil Tony. (theres a free moniker, congrats Tony!)

Seldo:
Date: 1 Feb 2002 5:33 PM
Do I get a moniker then? They sound like this year's fashion item.

Suggestions welcome.

E. Dan:
Date: 1 Feb 2002 11:28 PM
Like I said earlier, Monkey Boy is free.
*resists inventive urges*
mmfl

Seldo:
Date: 4 Feb 2002 1:25 PM
Aww, why restrain yourself?

I think that should be my new life motto.

On second thought, no. That would be a *horrible* idea.

P.E. Tony:
Date: 4 Feb 2002 2:38 PM
The name almost works except it makes me think of excercise....
AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
(Dancing doesn't count!)

I think maybe I'll adopt Ocasionally Possessed Evil Tony (OPE Tony) provided that one is free.

hmmmmm.... maybe I should see someone about this....

And yes Seldo, that WOULD be a *horrible* idea!!!!!!
(And yes i know that many exclamation marks means I'm insane but surely that has been agreed on already on this site!)

Matt:
Date: 4 Feb 2002 3:45 PM
I think OPE Tony sounds silly - what about NICE Tony (No Intelligence Commonly Exhibited)?

E. Dan:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 5:25 PM
Tsk, tsk Matt. That last comment veritably reeks of effort.
*shudder*

Matt:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 5:59 PM
Effort? Never! You forget I have superior PG intellect (and low boredom threshold) so such a simple acronymn is childsplay.

E. Dan:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 6:05 PM
Which would make you a child at play. How sweet and endearing. Please, a bit of a challenge?

ps vote-for-me!

Seldo:
Date: 5 Feb 2002 6:23 PM
When did this become the slag-off-Matt board?


...I don't *mind*, see. I only ask :->


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