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Extreme close up of Matt!
Photo 9 of 12 for Mirage (Week 12)
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Will:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:22 AM
Is that you, matt?
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:22 AM
Yes, I fear it is.
Oops.
matt ;)x
Oops.
matt ;)x
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:27 AM
God, my ("nose" - Ed) is enormous! I didn't realise my ("nose" - Ed) was so big! (Actually, it was nose - Ed)
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:30 AM
If you look closely enough you can just about see some runny snot...
(sorry for the complete downturn of all comments made by me on this website recently, my mind gone a bit squiffy)
PS i love the word squiffy *soooooo* much!
(sorry for the complete downturn of all comments made by me on this website recently, my mind gone a bit squiffy)
PS i love the word squiffy *soooooo* much!
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:32 AM
...running into my mouth? That's disgusting.
Why is your mind a bit squiffy? What did you get up to last night? (Tho I do concur that "squiffy" is a fantastic word. Although not as good as "mingy".)
matt ;)x
Why is your mind a bit squiffy? What did you get up to last night? (Tho I do concur that "squiffy" is a fantastic word. Although not as good as "mingy".)
matt ;)x
Nicola:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:32 AM
This should make you happy then
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY!!
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY
SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY, SQUIFFY!!
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:33 AM
mingy minging mingus!
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:33 AM
I'm very happy now. No, really. What /did/ you get up to last night? Did you do some good tossing for Danny and Andy?
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:34 AM
That reminds me of French lessons. "Je ming! Tu mingy! Nous avons mingus!" Erm.
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:35 AM
Unfortunately(?) Danny and Andy left before the tossing commenced.
However, Tommy and Jo were VERY good at tossing!
;o)
However, Tommy and Jo were VERY good at tossing!
;o)
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:36 AM
I like the way you seem uncertain as to whether tossing with or without Danny and Andy would be better. Glad you had a good time tho. Amount of alcohol consumed by you...?
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:37 AM
Tu a minging t-shirts apres alcohol, pour example?
;o)
;o)
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:38 AM
Only a little bit of wine.
Honest.
Honest.
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:38 AM
Ah, oui. Moi aussi. Mais, c'etait tu ca commence la spillage de l'alcohol - et aussi pushez moi ouvrir la football!
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:39 AM
Yeh, I believe you. Whatever.
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:41 AM
Just got your message, Mr Tony! Thanks for that. I best be going too - have a funky day, and I'll see you at the weekend. Possibly. If I ever get past Birmingham NS...
Take care
matt ;)x
Take care
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:41 AM
I did not push over the football machine!
You were trying to see how high you could kick your leg up in time to "New York, New York" and then in a mad rush of heterosexuality you decided to get Nicola on the football machine!
Go tiger! Rah!
;o)
You were trying to see how high you could kick your leg up in time to "New York, New York" and then in a mad rush of heterosexuality you decided to get Nicola on the football machine!
Go tiger! Rah!
;o)
Nicola:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:42 AM
You didn't have to take me with tu sur la football chose!!!
Tony:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 11:42 AM
You didn't get bombed then?
How disappointing...
;o)
See ya
How disappointing...
;o)
See ya
James:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 1:29 PM
Tommy and Jo were brilliant pancake chef type people, but Tony wins the prize for Most-Evil-Laugh-After-Coating-A-Slug-in-Salt-And-Watching-It-Shrivel-And-Die-Whilst-Oozing-Stuff. THAT nearly put me off all food, never mind salami
Matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 1:45 PM
Some comments: 1stly it's rather scary that we can all recognise Matt from one nostril and four teeth.
2ndly Tony: Why were you trying to see runny snot in Matt's nose - I can't think of anything I'd rather not look at - is this some sort of disgusting fetish you have.
3rdly this is the most confusing set of comments I've ever read.
4thly I prefer squiffy to mingy.
2ndly Tony: Why were you trying to see runny snot in Matt's nose - I can't think of anything I'd rather not look at - is this some sort of disgusting fetish you have.
3rdly this is the most confusing set of comments I've ever read.
4thly I prefer squiffy to mingy.
matt:
Date: 13 Feb 2002 2:17 PM
"...it's rather scary that we can all recognise Matt from one nostril and four teeth..."
It cos I'm well (in)famous, innit?
matt ;)x
It cos I'm well (in)famous, innit?
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 11:26 AM
I just can't get enough of matt's bogies!
;o)
;o)
matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 11:52 AM
Well, you can't have any. They're a very precious commodity, and I can't let any old street urchin to have them. So there. (Euch).
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 1:25 PM
May I suggest we keep Tony locked up while he's drunk. Some of his recent comments have quite disturbed my poor, sweet, innocent mind.
matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 1:50 PM
"Some of his recent comments have quite disturbed my poor, sweet, innocent mind."
I suggest keeping Tony free for a while longer yet, because, for the rest of them, his comments are v amusing. Specially when he's drunk.
Hic.
matt ;)x
I suggest keeping Tony free for a while longer yet, because, for the rest of them, his comments are v amusing. Specially when he's drunk.
Hic.
matt ;)x
James:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 2:01 PM
And we wouldn't have half the amusing photos we do if he was locked away! Although, that's the ONLY justification I can think of.
Tony:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 3:02 PM
Thank you for the compliment matt.
It's not often i receive one so i will treasure it!
;o)
It's not often i receive one so i will treasure it!
;o)
Will:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 5:41 PM
Why do people keep commenting on this page. It means there's now several disturbingly-close-up shots of matt on the 'Recent Comments' page. And now, I'm doing it too, as well as propelling the photo onto the main photos page.... Hmmmm.
matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 6:19 PM
How can any shot of my lovely visage be disturbing? Ahem.
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
Matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 6:46 PM
Indeed I think it's the best fuzzy photo of half a nose and a smile I've seen in a long time.
E. Dan:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 6:52 PM
Now I think of it matt, I seem to remember having a uber-close up fuzzy photo of your right hand, do think think we can start a collection and create a proto-matt?
matt:
Date: 14 Feb 2002 7:54 PM
Yes. It will be fair and just, and rule the kingdom like the big bunch of photographs it is.
Actually, no. A huge massive photo of me is a horrific idea.
matt ;)x
Actually, no. A huge massive photo of me is a horrific idea.
matt ;)x
Tony:
Date: 15 Feb 2002 11:10 AM
At least it will be bigger than you!
(Being even smaller than matt, i am the only one who can make comments such as this!)
;o)
(Being even smaller than matt, i am the only one who can make comments such as this!)
;o)
matt:
Date: 15 Feb 2002 12:14 PM
Yes. But imagine how scary a scaled-up version of me would be! It would be lots more random and bibbling. And probly have even worse hair.
matt ;)x
matt ;)x
E. Dan:
Date: 15 Feb 2002 1:02 PM
'lil matty? Random and bibbling?
*thinks back to topB*
Aah! Now I'm with you.
;-)
But the hair would be really blurry and cool, so gnah.
*thinks back to topB*
Aah! Now I'm with you.
;-)
But the hair would be really blurry and cool, so gnah.
matt:
Date: 15 Feb 2002 1:37 PM
"*thinks back to topB*"
(to self): See, I /told/ you it was always gonna be scary when people think of examples that you have no idea about. Doh.
matt ;)x
(to self): See, I /told/ you it was always gonna be scary when people think of examples that you have no idea about. Doh.
matt ;)x
Seldo:
Date: 17 Feb 2002 6:27 PM
1. Bloody Frogs, gabbering in their foreign tongue, why can't they learn simple English like the rest of us...
2. Squiffy wins, I'm sorry.
3. I like 3 today.
2. Squiffy wins, I'm sorry.
3. I like 3 today.
E. Dan:
Date: 17 Feb 2002 7:51 PM
And the prize for reading through the most colossal amount of random crap in one sitting goes to...
E. Dan:
Date: 17 Feb 2002 7:51 PM
*drum roll*
E. Dan:
Date: 17 Feb 2002 7:54 PM
SELDO VOSS! For sterling work in the field of time-killing. A big hand please ladies and, erm, other ladies! Except for Andy, he can leave his hand where it is, we'd probably rather not see it right now.
Seldo:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 12:15 AM
And the prize for most unnecessary triple-posting to boost his posting statistics goes to...
Seldo:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 12:15 AM
*extended drum roll, brief break into solo and random flare of saxophone*
Seldo:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 12:16 AM
EVIL DAN!!!
And if you can do it, I see no reason why I shouldn't.
And if you can do it, I see no reason why I shouldn't.
E. Dan:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 11:36 AM
Er, helloooooo have you not seen the shenanigans of matt and Tony?
matt and Tony: An new paragraph does not necessitate a new post! At least mine had a reason. Kindof. Ish.
And the Mad Procrastinators Special Prize For over-use of the exclamation mark goes to!...
matt and Tony: An new paragraph does not necessitate a new post! At least mine had a reason. Kindof. Ish.
And the Mad Procrastinators Special Prize For over-use of the exclamation mark goes to!...
E. Dan:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 11:37 AM
*drum roll; fanfare of tromboning pink pachyderms [I love that word]*
E. Dan:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 11:40 AM
Erm, actually I think it's probably Tony iirc.
TONY MARTINEZ! Well done that man! Sanity is spinning in its grave.
TONY MARTINEZ! Well done that man! Sanity is spinning in its grave.
Matt:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 2:27 PM
If sanity is spinning in its grave does that mean sanity is dead? I didn't know that - I don't think they reported it on the news.
P.S. what's "iirc"?
P.S. what's "iirc"?
Seldo:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 3:32 PM
"If I Recall Correctly". Get with the program, honey.
I do indeed seem to have used 3 exclamation marks. I put it down to too much coursework. I resolve to slack off more in future.
I do indeed seem to have used 3 exclamation marks. I put it down to too much coursework. I resolve to slack off more in future.
Tony:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 4:36 PM
wow! i can't believe this iis real. and it was such a close category! firstly i would like to thank the assassin of sanity. and my evil twin in that padded room. and my malfunctioning. and satan. and not either of the minging matts. and...
E. Dan:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 5:00 PM
Matt, Sanity's been dead a long time now, or did you not notice the sudden explosion of postings on this site? Or George Dubyuh Bush? Or Tony's incessant gibberings? Truely this is a world where Protomatt can reign supreme.
Tony; speaking of the untimely assassination of sanity, you still haven't paid the guilty party his 50 boxes of Jaffa Cakes. I'm getting hungry :*(
Tony; speaking of the untimely assassination of sanity, you still haven't paid the guilty party his 50 boxes of Jaffa Cakes. I'm getting hungry :*(
matt:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 5:27 PM
I'm listening to Tori Amos. She scares me. And that's about as relevant as anything that's been posted under this photo so far, so I'm off to get some crackers.
Bye.
matt ;)x
Bye.
matt ;)x
James:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 5:48 PM
Strange Little Girls? Her covers freak me out more than the music.
Tony:
Date: 18 Feb 2002 9:26 PM
Tori Amos is funny!
(in a particularly non-funny way)
i've only got 12 Jaffa Cakes! please give me some more time! i promise by this time tomorrow i'll have it all. please!
(in a particularly non-funny way)
i've only got 12 Jaffa Cakes! please give me some more time! i promise by this time tomorrow i'll have it all. please!
Seldo:
Date: 20 Feb 2002 6:19 PM
Apparently, not only do comments no longer have to be relevant to the photo, they no longer have to bear even passing relevance to the preceding posts! Wow! What vistas of opportunity await.
Tori Amos wishes she'd been born a lesbian, so she'd have something to sing about. Also, she'd have a lot more dates. What DO they see in her?
Tori Amos wishes she'd been born a lesbian, so she'd have something to sing about. Also, she'd have a lot more dates. What DO they see in her?
E_Dan:
Date: 19 Jun 2002 8:19 PM
What does anybody see in any woman? Erk! Releveance to previous post! The ultimate faux-paz! *sob*
With my uber powers of death I can see through the mists of time to there being many photos of matt in the near future! All of them very very bad! Muahahaha!(He's been getting away completely scot free over the past 6 weeks!) And what is so free about Scott? Or scots? Anyone? Matt?
With my uber powers of death I can see through the mists of time to there being many photos of matt in the near future! All of them very very bad! Muahahaha!(He's been getting away completely scot free over the past 6 weeks!) And what is so free about Scott? Or scots? Anyone? Matt?