Matt: "How droll. We are all wearing exactly the same clothes!"

Danny: "Will. Put. The Camera. Down."

Tony: (too drunk to speak - Ed)

matt ;)x

Is that a glint in Danny's eye? He's obviously very happy, having just captured two Little People that he can take home and look after for ever and ever and ever. And keep in the attic with all the others. Ooh, how scary! ;)

How *rude*! I can't think of a suitable retort, however, so it must be true. Curse you all.

matt ;)x

Three cheers for the white shirt/dark denim jeans and black shoes combo! Just how macho did we look on a scale of 1 to 64 (64 being highly masculine.) Oh my God!!! Might Matt and Tony actually get less than 70%% in something!!!! SHOCK HORROR!!!!!

Ooh, you can talk, Mr "People Often Mistake Me For Danni Minogue, Except Less Attractive" Beusch.

matt ;)x

Btw, those macho scores for each of us, judging by this photo:

Me: 53/64 (alcopop doesn't help)
Danny: 48/64 (no chance)
Tony: 54/64 (he could be playing cricket, y'know)

Or something.

matt ;)x

This just emphasises that i can be more macho than you 2 even if i wore a skirt and (very) high heels!
ahem.
;o)

Yesssss. What/ever/. Don't think of trying it, though.

matt ;)x

If Tony did where high heels aside from looking odd it would mean that people could speak to him face-to-
face without sitting down. ;-)

i just want to point out that the "hit, myth or maybe" page on matt's website is entirely inaccurate!
i don't get drunk EVERY day of the week! well, not always anyway.
and i didn't say i don't go out on Tuesdays because it's James Marsden hour!
It's just a (delightful) coincidence...
i'm going out this Tuesday!

bitch, slut, whore, deceiving insensitive bastard!

;o)

"...bitch, slut, whore, deceiving insensitive bastard! "

Tony your name's at the top of the comment you don't need to sign it as well, we know who you are. ;-)

although i do agree with the
"it's the style and the extent to which he does so that really impresses"
comment.
i do aim to please *
and often fail **
;o)

* (!)
** (!!!) nobody ever quote me on this EVER!
sorry, spending time with Danny and matt is making my mind smutty.
IT HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT!
;o)

Matt: just ask matt...
;o)

"...sorry, spending time with Danny and matt is making my mind smutty. IT HAS NOT ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THAT!"

Yeh, whatever, love. You're convincing /nobody/.

matt ;)x

Tony: "Matt: just ask matt..."

What does this mean??

matt ;p

i think you know exactly what i mean you sinister beatch!

;o)

I think the matt/Matt convention needs to be clarified -- confusion too often arises when Matt and matt are sniping at each other. Pity it's too late (from a posting stats point of view) to change names :-)

UPDATE photo_comments SET author = 'Corder Boy' WHERE author = 'Matt'. I love SQL! Can I, can I, pleeeese?

Shouldn't you run the moniker by him first? I'm not sure he'd like "Corder Boy" ;-)

Shame. I do ;). Anyone else have any suggestions?

Yeah, you could scan my photos in? =)
Oh, with names, I see. Let Matt choose one nice and pompous so everybody knows who they're talking about. Where are you Matt?!
<yodels into cyberspace>

Hello all. Heavens you've all been busy this afternoon - some of had important university meetings.

I am not being referred to as Corder Boy - it sounds far to Essexy for my liking. How about 'God' or 'The Brilliant One' or I could just get my sister to eliminate the other matt and solve the situation that way.

Okay. Hideously Seldo-esque summation of my responses to recent events:

1. Seldo: "...the first word that comes to mind is "goldfish..."

This worries me. Could this be used to explain your usual vacant expression and googly eyes?

2. Seldo again: "..Why should a gay man be worried about being called a sucker?"

Disingenious in the extreme. Do try at least to make your comments specific, there's a love.

3. Matt: I think you should go under the name of Union Boy.

4. The whole leather thing: too erksome to even start thinking about, particularly over chicken.

Now get scared y'all, ya hear?

matt ;)x

Ooooh Yay!!!!!!!!!!! I get to post the first comment for March - Yay!!!!! Definitely had too much to drink tonight - must make mental note to drink less. I feel it should be put on record that Kim is a god (or should that be Goddess?) Yay!!!!!!!

Could Matt's tongue get any browner?
;o)

0.034. Nothing Seldo-esque is ever hideous, matt.
pi: And petty sniping is only going to hurt you in the long run, you live in my house, remember? I might have to revoke your Kimberly rights.
-2.4e10: Tony, yes it can. I direct your attention to www.mattcorder.freewebsites.com, redesigned not to look like anyone else's site at all (quite a good effort, really) and featuring a disturbingly large number of glowing references to yours truly. Killing with compliments, indeed.

http://www.alpen.freewebspace.com/fight1.htm

Hey! That's not fair! I won 3 rounds out of five, how come Tony wins on points? I demand a rematch!

Fucking hilarious though. As is most of the website in fact.

<removes nose>

Sorry for the shameless multiple-posting, but now I'm reading the quiz and I have several burning questions:
1. Tony has a recording contract? What?
2. Under what circumstances was Anders nearly arrested?
3. Matt, I'm sure you've qualified for "upsetness" at least a few times this term. Do hangovers not count?

I got 6/10. That's all now, I promise.

For now.

Wow! I think that was almost a compliment about my website - admittedly I had to stoop to extreme sycophancy to get it but anyway. I have just done a quick update of the site - unfortunately it appears to have thrown a spanner in the works as it seems to be malfunctioning - I'd appreciate any help in diagnosing the problem as I haven't got a clue what's wrong.

I would like to assure the general public that selling your soul in no way impedes your ability to dream, despite the warning to that effect on matts site. Indeed, I had a dream last night. It did involve 20-legged cats, but I'm sure that's unrelated to that fact that I'm a little lacking in outmoded theological insubstancualities.

<looks in his wire-frame wardrobe>

Where the hell did I put that thing?

References that need responding to under this photo:

1. Yes, Tony has a recording contract. Check amazon.co.uk.
2. As for petty sniping, Seldo, I think it can often help you, as our political system painfully demonstrates. And I think you know as well as anyone that I actually live in Leamington, in a box in the middle of the road between Danny and Tony's houses ;)
3. I seem to have been able to retain both /some/ part of a soul and the ability to dream at length, if my asleep-until-12.30pm thang today is anything to go by.

matt ;)x

Keep your dreams.Don't sell your soul.

Is that a lyric or something? Stop saying that! I'm feeling quite uncomfortable :-/ And if that is where you live matt, i could probly throw stones at your "house" from my bedroom window. Which i havent. So you dont.

It is a lyric. It's from Xtrmntr by Primal Scream, track 07, Keep Your Dreams. It's fantastic. And, since the world operates as a Venn diagram, it's quite plausible that I live in the middle of the road in Leamington and you never spotted me. We all know where you live, too, Daniel. Buaha.

matt ;)x

/me is ashamed.
I shall go and listen to that very track right away. Or rather, I will when I get home. And given I seem to have been at uni for an infinite length of time, there is no reason to believe I will ever get home. And of this lot only Tony, Will and James know where I live. Matthew. =P Muaha.
Punk isn't sexual, its just agression.

Matt, if you live in the middle of the road don't you get hit by passing cars?

Dan what are insubstancualities? I really hope it's a proper word as then I can put in on my website (when I've got the damn thing working).

I don't get hit by the passing cars because they go past me. Doh.

Apparently, my inner colour is yellow. I think I should see a doctor.

matt ;)x

matt's right - it appears Tony does have a recording contract after all. See http://www.latinjazznet.com/tonymartinez/. I don't know where you live, though unless you mean Kim's?

I'm shocked and saddened at the thought that I may ever be lying. Really, I thought better of you guys ;)

I quote from www.latinjazznet.com/tonymartinez:

"...only a rare talent like Tony Martinez can translate and make an instantly joyous experience for the rest of us."

Tee hee!

matt ;)x

Can the words "Tony Martinez" and "talent" appear in the same sentence without the words "lack of" or "has no"?

Also Matt I'm not sure how healthly it is for your inner colour to be yellow but I'm sure it's more healthy than your outer colour being yellow.

How *rude* are you? I think Tony is talented at a lot of things. True, three of them are drinking, but it's still a very special kind of talent.

matt ;)x

The musically talented T.M. is actually quite a looker. Mommy, can I have one? He's probably a bit old for me though.

"...it's still a very special kind of talent."

Indeed, but then Tony is a very "special" type of person.

Absolutely!
;o)