I tried drunkun blogging via my mobile last night, but I think I was too drunk to manage it. Fortunately I’m still drunk now, so I guess I’ll have acheived half of the task if I manage to post this before giving up.

I can’t find my toothpaste this morning. It’s not in the bathroom. I must have done something with it last night. But why would I hide my toothpaste from myself? And as for the daffodils, I don’t know where they came from. But I think I remember picking them from somewhere. Possibly.

There would be photos, but I can’t get them off my phone due to lack of a bluetooth adapter. And I feel slightly sick.

Must. Drink. Less.